Performance Arts Fan Gifts

A cat tamer

"He's coming out of it, doc. Last encore."

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

Senta jumps into the sea

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Juggler and Illusionist

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Interpretive napping

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

I Pagliacci

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

1,572 Performances.

Circus

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

I Heart Juggling

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

The Costumer Is Always Right

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'