Performance Arts Enthusiasts Gifts

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Senta jumps into the sea

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Juggler and Illusionist

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Circus

Interpretive napping

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

I Heart Juggling

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"The management asks that you not throw genetically engineered tomatoes. Use the ordinary ones if you must."

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

Can Can

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

The Four Flying Flynns...

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."