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"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Senta jumps into the sea

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Juggler and Illusionist

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Interpretive napping

Circus

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

I Heart Juggling

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

Can Can

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

"The management asks that you not throw genetically engineered tomatoes. Use the ordinary ones if you must."

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

Mime Flash Mobs.

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

The Four Flying Flynns...

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

Mime Today / The Before Mime