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"That is today's special, sir, Spanish lobster flamenco."

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

Ventriloquist act monk

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

"No, see...it's more like this...now that's funny!"

Placido Domingo accused of sexual harassment

Can Can

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Senta jumps into the sea

Juggler and Illusionist

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Circus

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

1,572 Performances.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Interpretive napping

I Pagliacci

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

I Heart Juggling

People chasing a street performer to give money.

The Costumer Is Always Right

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

The Four Flying Flynns...

"The management asks that you not throw genetically engineered tomatoes. Use the ordinary ones if you must."

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

Eggs portrayed in different art media.