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"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Senta jumps into the sea

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Juggler and Illusionist

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Circus

Interpretive napping

I Pagliacci

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Koko pleads with the Mikado

1,572 Performances.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

The Costumer Is Always Right

I Heart Juggling

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Tenors

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"Those who can can, dance."

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

Can Can

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

"The management asks that you not throw genetically engineered tomatoes. Use the ordinary ones if you must."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'