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Circus Canteen.

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

The Hold Dance

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Chinese dancers

A man wearing a tailcoat and holding a top hat dancing on stage

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Upper West Side Story

1,572 Performances.

Circus

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

I Pagliacci

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

The Costumer Is Always Right

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Can Can

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

"Those who can can, dance."

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

James Levine