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Fakir Repairs

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Mark Knopfler.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

I Pagliacci

1,572 Performances.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

"Those who can can, dance."

Peter Gabriel

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

James Levine

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

Roadie

Spinning violinist

'Pop the whip. Make me roll over. Smile more. The act started going downhill when I began listening to you.'

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Dame Sybil Thorndike

Covid Masks

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

"Frankly, I never liked it. It makes you look like Salvador Dali."

WHEREVER THERE IS REAL DANGER THE ATOMIC MIME LEAPS INTO PRETEND ACTION

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"Do I have a cough, a harumph, a wink, a tic? Sold then to the smirk for a million-five."

'I'm just a struggling actor. Your insurance policy doesn't cover a real doctor.'

"I put in a full day with the big cats, Kasmer. I need a sympathetic human cannonball I can come home to."