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Help Wanted: One Man Band.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Stepping on clown's shoe...

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Music Hall Dancers

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'Sheep striptease'.

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Actor talking to unimpressed child

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Curtain call

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

Blue dress

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"Instead of a three-hour play with 20 performers, what about a single performer, alone onstage, telling jokes for 30 minutes?"

"I'm an anthropologist, but I don't know what the hell is going on here"

"He couldn't get a volunteer from the audience."

A balloon salesman is stuck with a pin and his balloons fly off.

Merry Widow

"I'm thinking impromptu Verdi in limping traffic tempo."

"Quick, get the fire eater!"

Charlotte Rampling

Man with a top hat. The lid of the hat is rising with some eyes peering out.

My dog spot will eat anything for $1.00