Solo Performer Admirer Gifts

Help Wanted: One Man Band.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Mark Knopfler.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Music Hall Dancers

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'Sheep striptease'.

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Peter Gabriel

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

Actor talking to unimpressed child

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Johnny Depp

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Curtain call

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

Blue dress

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

"Instead of a three-hour play with 20 performers, what about a single performer, alone onstage, telling jokes for 30 minutes?"

"I'm an anthropologist, but I don't know what the hell is going on here"

Merry Widow

"He couldn't get a volunteer from the audience."

A balloon salesman is stuck with a pin and his balloons fly off.

Man with a top hat. The lid of the hat is rising with some eyes peering out.

Javier Bardem

"I'm thinking impromptu Verdi in limping traffic tempo."

Mike Rutherford

Charlotte Rampling

"Quick, get the fire eater!"