Performer Admirer Gifts

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Quick, get the fire eater!"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Theatre Crowd

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Mark Knopfler.

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Knickerless Cage.

Music Hall Dancers

I Pagliacci

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

1,572 Performances.

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Sheep striptease'.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Actor talking to unimpressed child

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

"Those who can can, dance."

Al Pacino

Peter Gabriel

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

James Levine

'Pop the whip. Make me roll over. Smile more. The act started going downhill when I began listening to you.'

Tony Robinson

Roadie

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

Johnny Depp

Spinning violinist

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone