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"Sorry, I'm finished."

You are my sunshine!

Theatre Crowd

"Bravo!"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Mark Knopfler.

Knickerless Cage.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Music Hall Dancers

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

I Pagliacci

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

1,572 Performances.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Mexican Serenade.

Bette Midler

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

"Those who can can, dance."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Trilby - 'Petits bonheurs de contrebande'.

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

James Levine

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

Roadie

Tony Robinson

'Pop the whip. Make me roll over. Smile more. The act started going downhill when I began listening to you.'

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

Elvis fans