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"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

Mime Artist Begging Without Words

A mime artist pretending to hand over some money to a panhandler.

And so ends the short and very unsucessful career of Billy the Gunfighting Mime.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

The Land Before Mimes.

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

The men of your dreams

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

Borrowed 200K for mime school

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

'Say when.'

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

"Quick, get the fire eater!"

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

"So, it's going to be silent treatment."

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

Construction workers building a library are all saying, 'shhh, shhh' to each other.

"The Fifth Amendment may just have well have been written with my client in mind."

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

Kangaroo and pogo stick.

Chinese dancers

The Hold Dance

Circus Canteen.

'You have the right to remain silent...!'