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"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

Mime Artist Begging Without Words

A mime artist pretending to hand over some money to a panhandler.

And so ends the short and very unsucessful career of Billy the Gunfighting Mime.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Mark Knopfler.

The Land Before Mimes.

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

The men of your dreams

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

Mime supplies.

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

Borrowed 200K for mime school

'Say when.'

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

"Quick, get the fire eater!"

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

"So, it's going to be silent treatment."

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

If a mime is alone in a forest and a tree falls on him...does it make a sound?

Kangaroo and pogo stick.

Construction workers building a library are all saying, 'shhh, shhh' to each other.

"The Fifth Amendment may just have well have been written with my client in mind."

Chinese dancers

The Hold Dance