Silence Admirer T-Shirts

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

The men of your dreams

"Cat got your tongue?"

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Major and minor keys

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

Please Do Not Pounce on Art

'Say when.'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

John Rutter

Quiet Please: Examination in Progress

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

How to appear more interesting.

"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

No, I don't think a squeaky toy breaks your vow of silence.

Mime Artist Begging Without Words

"I only wish this was the final notice."

Make America Quiet

"I'm beginning to think he doesn't want to go back to civilization."

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

Mime artist in library.

Fanfare for the Common Cold

'Such a HOMELY place!'

Medication: Take to Relieve Stress...

"Do you MIND?"