Silence Appreciator T-Shirts

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

You're right - I can hear the desert!

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Oscars 2024

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'I'm Bored'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Cat got your tongue?"

Amongst the rush.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

'You have the right to remain silent.'

Footprints on Island.

The John Cage Carollers

Quiet Please: Examination in Progress

Make America Quiet

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

No, I don't think a squeaky toy breaks your vow of silence.

"I only wish this was the final notice."

Silent Night.

"I never knew it could be like this."

'Would you mind turning your radio down?'

Mime artist in library.

"Do you MIND?"

'Such a HOMELY place!'

A young man creating an awkward silence