Silent Appreciator T-Shirts

'-nobody has any manners nowadays,do they!'

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

The men of your dreams

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Are you binge watching again?"

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

The John Cage Carollers

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

Mime Artist Begging Without Words

"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life."

"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

Silent Night.

"My monument to me is coming along nicely."

A young man creating an awkward silence

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

Giuseppe Fortunino Francesco Verdi.

'I'd like to return this book. All the pages are blank.'

A line of fish following a quiet fish.

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"He was never one to waste words."

Monastery meter reader protesting at vow of silence .

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Call the ball godammit!"

A mime artist pretending to hand over some money to a panhandler.

And so ends the short and very unsucessful career of Billy the Gunfighting Mime.

I may be marching to a difference beat, but you are hardly Gene Krupa!

"Whoa, Baldo! That totally hot babe actually talked to you!"

"Hey Ned, tell your ironmonger I like his sense of humour"

'We have ways of making you talk'.