Silence Appreciators T-Shirts

Monastery meter reader protesting at vow of silence .

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

The Harold Pinter theatre...

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

"I only wish this was the final notice."

Make America Quiet

Library - Food For Thought.

How to appear more interesting.

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

Silent Night.

Noise Abatement Society

"I never knew it could be like this."

Mime artist in library.

A young man creating an awkward silence

"Nothing follows anymore, have you noticed?"

'Such a HOMELY place!'

'Would you mind turning your radio down?'

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"Do you MIND?"

'If you can keep your trap shut, Furgis, you might be promoted to silent partner.'