Silence Appreciators Gifts

Monastery meter reader protesting at vow of silence .

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

The Harold Pinter theatre...

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Cuckoo!' (Silent Cuckoo in Monastery).

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

Quiet Please: Examination in Progress

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

Library - Food For Thought.

How to appear more interesting.

No, I don't think a squeaky toy breaks your vow of silence.

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

"I only wish this was the final notice."

Make America Quiet

Silent Night.

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

Mime artist in library.

Noise Abatement Society

A young man creating an awkward silence

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

'Would you mind turning your radio down?'

"Nothing follows anymore, have you noticed?"

'Such a HOMELY place!'

"I never knew it could be like this."

"Do you MIND?"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'