Silence Aficionados Gifts

How to appear more interesting.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Hush puppy.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"Cat got your tongue?"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'I wish somebody would say something.'

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Speed Checked By Radar.

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

Free Little Library

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

Make America Quiet

"Shh, too much racket."

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Library - Food For Thought.

Card night for introverts.