Quiet Enthusiasts Gifts

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Hush puppy.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

The partners demonstrated their enthusiasm for open plan.

Speed Checked By Radar.

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'Stop that racket!'

Free Little Library

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"Oh, thank God!"

"Extrovert me made the plans, but introvert me woke up this morning."