Tranquil Enthusiast Gifts

She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.

Hush puppy.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Yoga.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"It is my place!"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Show off."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Muzak's Top 10

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

Sea of Tranquillity

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Working from Om

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

Meditation Center

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Is something bothering you?"

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

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