Quiet Life Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm all for the quiet life but she keeps rattling on all day long."

'Anything else you'd like to talk about, but can't - besides the vow of silence?'

Club Antisocial

Hush puppy.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Cyber Dream

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

Confucius say: shut up.

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

Working from Om

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Is something bothering you?"

Go away

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

Free Little Library

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'