Quiet Life Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm all for the quiet life but she keeps rattling on all day long."

'Anything else you'd like to talk about, but can't - besides the vow of silence?'

Club Antisocial

Hush puppy.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Cyber Dream

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

Confucius say: shut up.

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

Working from Om

"Is something bothering you?"

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

Go away

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

Free Little Library

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'