Peaceful Enthusiast Gifts

Hippie Army Knife

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Hush puppy.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

Neutral Man.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"Yeah? Well, tell him that in this company Gandhi-like resistance wouldn't have worked for Gandhi, either."

Snail crossing

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

Sea of Tranquillity

Give Sleep a Chance

'Hey - enlighten up!'

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

Lovebird and the Song Birds

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"You've found the formula for eternal world peace that makes all armies superfluous? Sorry, I've got to shoot you."

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"