Peaceful Environment Enthusiast Gifts

Noise Abatement Society

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'I admire your floatibility.'

Honest Vending

Eco Princess

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Noise Pollution

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"