Peaceful Environment Enthusiast T-Shirts

Noise Abatement Society

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'I admire your floatibility.'

Eco Princess

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Sale! Weed Whackers

Honest Vending

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Noise Pollution

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Free Radicals.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"