Environmental Enthusiast Gifts

Sub-Burbia 2049

'Good news! At the current rate of global warming we should be able to just swim over there and eat him in under five years.'

"I believe the board has successfully achieved its goal of biodiversity."

Recycling.

Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.

'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'

'Never mind how far it is from the railroad station. We want to know about asbestos, radon, water pollutants and formaldehyde.'

"...think positive...think positive...think positive..."

What Population Problem?

Pipeline bends around a bear.

Free Range / Deranged

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

'I don't think Jones is telling us everything.'

'You saved $.05 for using your own bag.'

Recycling Bins at Genetic Research Company: Glass, Metal, Paper, Boo-Boos

'Remember, your fire insurance is only good if your house burns down...melting doesn't count.'

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

'I heard riding the bus was better for the environment so I bought us each one!'

climate change research

"My ocean cousin is coming to visit. I thought I'd make him feel at home."

Consider the trees. They have no legs to run with.

Earth Day 2020.

"Bob's the name. Toxic-waste handling's the game."

With Gas Prices Out of Sight, Santa Uses an Alternative Fuel Source.

Upside down tree.

A hot new green cottage industry: Knitting tea cozies that go over houses and act as insulation.

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Oil Rig with a giant plug.

'I know you didn't want people calling you a nimby, but...'

"Oh stop moaning Kevin. We all have to do our bit to reduce our carbon emissions."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"I don't think reusable straws are going to be enough."

'I've had my tusks surgically removed: Now, I'm of no value to poachers...'

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'