Environment Aficionado Gifts

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Nature versus commerce.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

An Unexpected Guest.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

Taking it easy

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Eco Princess

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Honest Vending

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Shellfie

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

Climate Change

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....