Eco Aficionado Gifts

Lighthouse keeper rowing new lightbulb to lighthouse.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

But is it organic?

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

An Unexpected Guest.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

God's Subcontractors

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Eco Princess

Sale! Weed Whackers

Honest Vending

Taking it easy

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Shellfie

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

Noise Pollution

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Climate Change

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.