Ecology Aficionado Gifts

Dodo with 'the end is nigh' placard.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

An Unexpected Guest.

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

God's Subcontractors

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Eat me"

Honest Vending

Taking it easy

Eco Princess

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Shellfie

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....