Ecology Aficionado Gifts

Dodo with 'the end is nigh' placard.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

An Unexpected Guest.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

God's Subcontractors

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Eat me"

Eco Princess

Honest Vending

Taking it easy

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Shellfie

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Climate Change

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....