Environmental Enthusiast Pillows

Sub-Burbia 2049

'Good news! At the current rate of global warming we should be able to just swim over there and eat him in under five years.'

"I believe the board has successfully achieved its goal of biodiversity."

Recycling.

'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'

Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.

'Never mind how far it is from the railroad station. We want to know about asbestos, radon, water pollutants and formaldehyde.'

What Population Problem?

Free Range / Deranged

'I don't think Jones is telling us everything.'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

Pipeline bends around a bear.

Recycling Bins at Genetic Research Company: Glass, Metal, Paper, Boo-Boos

Consider the trees. They have no legs to run with.

'You saved $.05 for using your own bag.'

'I heard riding the bus was better for the environment so I bought us each one!'

'Remember, your fire insurance is only good if your house burns down...melting doesn't count.'

climate change research

"My ocean cousin is coming to visit. I thought I'd make him feel at home."

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

Earth Day 2020.

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"Bob's the name. Toxic-waste handling's the game."

'I know you didn't want people calling you a nimby, but...'

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

Upside down tree.

A hot new green cottage industry: Knitting tea cozies that go over houses and act as insulation.

Oil Rig with a giant plug.

"Oh stop moaning Kevin. We all have to do our bit to reduce our carbon emissions."

"I don't think reusable straws are going to be enough."

'I've had my tusks surgically removed: Now, I'm of no value to poachers...'

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

'You could help save the environment by eating it all here.'

'That was some housewarming party.'

'Forget about smoking! Breathing is a health hazard!'