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'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Hush puppy.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

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"Cat got your tongue?"

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

The partners demonstrated their enthusiasm for open plan.

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'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

'Stop that racket!'

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

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'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"Extrovert me made the plans, but introvert me woke up this morning."

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"Shh, too much racket."

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."