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Mime artist in library.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Hush puppy.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"Cat got your tongue?"

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'I wish somebody would say something.'

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

Free Little Library

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

"Shh, too much racket."

How to appear more interesting.

Library - Food For Thought.

"I only wish this was the final notice."

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Card night for introverts.

Madness of isolation on a desert island.

Make America Quiet