Silence Enthusiasts Mugs

Mime artist in library.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Hush puppy.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'I wish somebody would say something.'

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'Cuckoo!' (Silent Cuckoo in Monastery).

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

Free Little Library

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Quiet Please: Examination in Progress

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

Make America Quiet

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"Shh, too much racket."

No, I don't think a squeaky toy breaks your vow of silence.

Madness of isolation on a desert island.

"I only wish this was the final notice."

Card night for introverts.

Library - Food For Thought.