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Angel turns down stereo.

Hush puppy.

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Let's try something new, Al. I'll say a word, then you remain mercifully silent for the rest of the hour.

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'I wish somebody would say something.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

Heaven Has VIP

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

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'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

FE. I understand they're librarians. SHH.

"Don't you have to read me my rights first?"

"Oh, thank God!"

Make America Quiet

How to appear more interesting.

No, I don't think a squeaky toy breaks your vow of silence.

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Card night for introverts.

"Shh, too much racket."