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Angel turns down stereo.

Hush puppy.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'I wish somebody would say something.'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

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'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

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"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Make America Quiet

How to appear more interesting.

"Extrovert me made the plans, but introvert me woke up this morning."

"Oh, thank God!"

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Card night for introverts.

"Shh, too much racket."