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'This is an authentic Valentine -- I got it from Saint Valentine!'

"Stop that row!"

Redemption / Wrath - 'Don't go there.'

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

"Good game."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Parachuting bishop.

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

You are everywhere.

'Anything good on tonight?'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

Heavenly meetings.