Heavenly Enthusiast Gifts

'This is an authentic Valentine -- I got it from Saint Valentine!'

"Stop that row!"

Redemption / Wrath - 'Don't go there.'

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

"Good game."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Parachuting bishop.

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Anything good on tonight?'

You are everywhere.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."