Heavenly Enthusiasts Gifts

Welcome to the Reckoning

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

Heavenly meetings.

"I'm your sun!"

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

Angel with speed camera.

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'