Heaven Enthusiast Gifts

Heaven Has VIP

"Cats!? Those devils are nowhere near here."

'Ah Mr Tom Champzeigne, let me see if you are one of our lucky winners.'

Dog Heaven

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

A Pearly-Gated Community.

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'

"Don't you have to read me my rights first?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Anything good on tonight?'

You are everywhere.

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Heavenly meetings.

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'Whoops!'

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."