Heaven Enthusiast Gifts

Heaven Has VIP

"Cats!? Those devils are nowhere near here."

'Ah Mr Tom Champzeigne, let me see if you are one of our lucky winners.'

Dog Heaven

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

A Pearly-Gated Community.

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

You are everywhere.

'Anything good on tonight?'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'Whoops!'

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

Heavenly meetings.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars