Heavenly Journey Enthusiast Gifts

Passport to eternity

"Good game."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Parachuting bishop.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Ok, ok, last page.

Chill Out Worshippers!

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Airports.

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

Cherub on a cloud

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

Emergency Bible for deathbed conversions only.

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

The Finding Yourself Hour.

The Chicken of the North

"Don't forget to stop to take a selfie of smelling the roses and post it on social media."

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Heaven Has VIP

'Damned tourists.'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

"Don't you have to read me my rights first?"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

"Sure, we're attaining enlightenment, but we're not building EQUITY."