Heavenly Traveler Gifts

'Damned tourists.'

'Well, QUIT sending me back as a low-bid contractor.'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'Woah! I must have gotten on the wrong bus.'

'And did you pack that yourself'

Cherub on a cloud

"Good game."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Parachuting bishop.

Monk on the beach

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Airports.

'Go to Hell'

'Recalculating!'

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

Heavenly Desert Islands.

The suite hereafter.

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'Well, I suppose it's all right. As long as it's a hybrid.'

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

"So you want to see the hot spots, huh?"

'You are here.'

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

Photograph from Heaven.