Holy Vacationer Gifts

Monk on the beach

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Overdoing it.

Airports.

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Scene on the English coast.

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

'How was your holiday?'

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

Cherub on a cloud

John takes a personivacation.

Seaside

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

"Here's a good spot, Hon."