Holy Land Pilgrim Gifts

'Wait just a darn minute here! -- Are you saying we're going to backpack to Palestine?'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

Monk on the beach

Workaholic goes to Pisa

Airports.

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Cherub on a cloud

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

A friar

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'We've reached very dry land, captain.'

Priest gets coffee from a Rev. Coffee Machine

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

'Damned tourists.'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

'Hey! I hope you got clean feet - we have to swim in this.'

'Our health plan is one free trip to Lourdes.'

'Welcome to Lourdes'

"There she is! The Holy Bubbha!"

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

"I reserve the right to refuse eternal wisdom to anyone."

'And did you pack that yourself'

'Woah! I must have gotten on the wrong bus.'

Lourdes Miracles.

'The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit...Amen.'

'I want to charter a tour of the promised land, double occupancy for 40,000...'

The reason we have to look out is because we failed to look in.