Religious Pilgrimage Gifts

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

'We've reached very dry land, captain.'

'Hey! I hope you got clean feet - we have to swim in this.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"I'm having my entrails read."

The joy of sects.

Workaholic goes to Pisa

Airports.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Shavuot - Like!

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

A friar

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

Man on the way to Stratford - 'Shakespeare's Town'

John Bunyan and Alfred Deakin

"OMG, a right wing, ultra conservative, radical religious nut."

Copyright 1340 B.C. God (Moses)

"This Bible save a veteran's life during the war."

'What if the Virgin Mary hadn't gone along with the idea?'

"There she is! The Holy Bubbha!"

'Welcome to Lourdes'

'Our health plan is one free trip to Lourdes.'

'That's my slogan, you lousy thieveing creep!'

"While Ralph was fine with discussing climate change in church, he often wished it would focus more on turning down the damn thermostat."

Lourdes Miracles.

"There's a man at the door collecting for Jesus...."

Martin Luther

"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"

'They say it's a loophole in the law, sarge - we can't evict them because those things aren't tents, they're articles of clothing.'

"We're trying to decide which new church to join. So tell me, do you wear boxers or briefs?"

Seder in the Age of Corona Virus

Nativity