Pilgrimages Gifts

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

John Bunyan

Sparkling Water

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Workaholic goes to Pisa

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"A textbook landing..."

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

A friar

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

'California: Here I come!'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

'We've reached very dry land, captain.'

Man on the way to Stratford - 'Shakespeare's Town'

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

'Hey! I hope you got clean feet - we have to swim in this.'

'Our health plan is one free trip to Lourdes.'

"I reserve the right to refuse eternal wisdom to anyone."

"There she is! The Holy Bubbha!"

'Welcome to Lourdes'

'Did you ever consider a backpack?'

CEOs are pushing further and harder...

The guru is on a book-signing tour. Back in 3 months.

Lourdes Miracles.