Pilgrimage Pathfinder Gifts

John Bunyan

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Hither and Yon sign

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Scurile travels

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Pavement Artist

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

Tourist Directions

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

Unusual Staircase

How?

Sidewalk the game

life route

Failure - Success

The first cartoon. (A fish walks out of water on to land. Its footprints indicate a simultaneous path on both sides of a tree.)

"There she is! The Holy Bubbha!"

'Welcome to Lourdes'

Tourist Crossroad

'Our health plan is one free trip to Lourdes.'