Pilgrimage Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm counting to three, pilgrim."

Wheelchair Returns after Lourdes

The Vineyard

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

John Bunyan

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Chill Out Worshippers!

Rainbow/Horizon

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

On board the MS Hepatology

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Hotel Room

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

The Discovery of the Nile's Source

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

Vast Wasteland Ahead

Emergency Bible for deathbed conversions only.

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

The Finding Yourself Hour.