Nostalgic Pilgrim Gifts

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Those Were The Days

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

A bit of Newlyn.

Ballon escapee

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

An Appreciation

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"