Nostalgic Travelers Gifts

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"I took a trip on a train and I thought about you."

'The off-the-beaten-path you remember so fondly, is now a 6-lane highway.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

"Hi, it's us, Sue and Dave, from the Tenerife in '4. You said we were welcome to come and stay anytime."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Those Were The Days

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Sliding Down the Banister

A bit of Newlyn.

An Appreciation

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Harcourt's Defeat in 1895 Election

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

"They grow up so quickly."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

Who said romance is dead?

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'