Nostalgia Traveller Gifts

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"I made you a mixtape."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Elvis Presley

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Those Were The Days

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Grandma's caf

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'