Nostalgia Explorer Gifts

'Detroit will try anything to become profitable again.'

Scenes from a Vacation

Types of Old People

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

'I try to look to the future, but I keep getting blasts from the past.'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"What 'good old days'? You must have missed the Depression and World War II."

Buddy Holly

"Long ago, when you could have a weeks holiday for five pounds in far away Blackpool..."

"Our system isn't fast enough to need a mouse!"

Chicken Coupe.

'We apologise for the late arrival...'

"I live in a one story home, too, and most of them begin, 'When I was your age.'"

As the years passed, Grandpa became more and more absent minded...

Facebook Grave

'I dare you to ask Jeeves about the birds and the bees!'

'Don't they know that we're on the national 'do-not-call' registry?'

A Rockwell's picture updating

My grandpa gave me his ghetto blaster!

'Same address, 20 years later'

Notable noses Vol. 83.

"Cindy?"

'By the time I was your age , I'd already run away from home TWICE!'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

Something above the common

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Louis Armstrong

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."