Nostalgia Journeyer Gifts

Henry would spend many an afternoon raking up the past.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"What old school? This is my life."

Those Were The Days

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

The Old Time Television Channel

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

A bit of Newlyn.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.